BREAKING NEWS - ELECTION RIGGED

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Re: BREAKING NEWS - ELECTION RIGGED

Postby 3-3 Stack » Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:15 am

You guys have WAY too much time on your hands! :lol:
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - ELECTION RIGGED

Postby mikey » Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:09 am

A gag order has been issued for NewCat....
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - ELECTION RIGGED

Postby DeCavelier » Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:01 pm

You guys have WAY too much time on your hands! :lol:


My wife will testify that that’s the Gospel truth!
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - ELECTION RIGGED

Postby 1st&Goal » Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:15 pm

DeCavelier wrote:
You guys have WAY too much time on your hands! :lol:


My wife will testify that that’s the Gospel truth!



Ummm..You do realize Ive appointed you as my legal council. So....That extra time you have could be put to use. LOL!!
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - ELECTION RIGGED

Postby mikey » Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:59 pm

And the investigation broadens as 3 3 stack has admitted to accepting special favors from Vic 6...trogan 78 was right...this is a far reaching conspiracy....
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - Campaign in Trouble

Postby DeCavelier » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:41 pm

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I see WP is getting a jump on Gay Day. I wasn’t planning on coming out for another month! :o
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - ELECTION RIGGED

Postby DeCavelier » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:42 pm

More breaking news on the way. Tg78, you will be surprised at how deep the conspiracy really goes.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - ELECTION RIGGED

Postby DeCavelier » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:55 am

It is true that 1st&Goal has retained my professional services. Legal services that is. I'm only a male escort on the side. For the sake of full disclosure I will submit to having had conversations of that nature also but only as a surragate sperm donor for the couple who are thinking of having another child despite the fact that 1st&Goal has already run through his ten Viagra tablets. As we could not reach a financial settlement on the issue (My IQ being so far off the charts makes my secret sauce a bit on the expensive side) the entire notion was tabled until my client could collect enough government checks to renegotiate.

However, as 1st&Goal's legal counsel I have seen fit to hire an investigative team for the purpose of fully vetting my client and learning every filthy secret I can so that I may be able to provide the highest quality defense for my client who is suffering under these outrageous allegations. Make no mistake. My team will clear his name and make his image shine like the top of the Chrysler Building.

More to come...
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - ELECTION RIGGED

Postby trojangrad78 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:17 am

For anyone interested....as in paying me mucho $$$$$....I can provide a dossier of relevant material.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - ELECTION RIGGED

Postby WarPaint74 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:31 pm

Buttsfeed is reporting the existence of a dossier compiled by an ex foreign agent codenamed Trojangrad78. The existence of this dossier had been revealed earlier to WarPaint74 by Austin Powers, an ex associate of Trojangrad78.

Supposedly this dossier contains a video from hidden cameras in the hotel room where a secret meeting occurred in November, and will corroborate earlier reports of the dossiers existence and clarify the golden shower comment.

This secret meeting was held at the Spartanburg Marriott between codenames 1st&Goal and Victory6 and four $2 hookers from Howard St..

Trojangrad78 is apparently offering this dossier to the highest bidder. The Metropolis Daily Planet is reportedly offering $10m for the dossier but Trojangrad78 is waiting for other offers.

Special Prosecutor Mikey is expected to subpoena Trojangrad78 to view the contents of this dossier.
The whistleblower Decavelier, who recently admitted to being an escort for males, and who also was recently appointed as legal counsel by 1st&Goal, will testify tomorrow.
1st&Goal thought that he would have attorney–client privilege because there was an attorney staying in the same hotel where he and Decavelier discussed collusion, money laundering, sexual assault, and other things that are expected to be revealed on Friday. LOL.

Stating the ever widening investigation as the reason, Special Prosecutor Mikey has requested funds to expand his team. “I would like to add two not-so-special investigators, CSB and 1Cannon”, said Mikey. “They pretty much work for peanuts... and beer, literally.”

The local news media is remaining mysteriously quiet. They had previously given glowing endorsements to the 1st&6 campaign but now all traces of those endorsements have been deleted. Makes one wonder how bad this really is.
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